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A Christmas Carol for Lauren Boebert. We titled it: Have Yourself a Merry Elf-ing Christmas

An End-of-Year Jingle Bell Rock for the Congresswoman Who Loves Musicals

As Rep. Boebert pens her final list to “Santa Baby” (aka Speaker Johnson) with extreme agenda items for the New Year, the ghost of voting record past has come to call this holiday season.

Knowing how much Boebert likes musicals (even though she voted to gut the National Endowment for the Arts), Rocky Mountain Values thought we’d make a little holiday jingle as an end-of-year gift to Boebert -- and all of Colorado. Without further ado, we give you:

There were many musical options to hold Boebert accountable for spending her time promoting herself, conspiracies, and extremism rather than on issues Coloradans care about. We considered:

  • Coloradans don't want a Blue Christmas. All we want for Christmas is a Congresswoman who votes consistently to prioritize Coloradans' pocketbooks.

  • Or… Boebert decked the halls of Congress with chaos and extremism instead of creating economic opportunities and lowering costs for Coloradans and our families.

  • Or…You’re a Mean One, Rep. Boebert. The three words that best describe your voting record are as follows, “Stink! Stank! Stunk!”

But! Because Boebert has such an expansive voting record where she has chosen time and again to oppose legislation that would have or is helping Coloradans to earn more and pay less, we thought a rendition of Perry Como’s 12 Days of Christmas would really capture all we had to say.

The video ends with a call to action for Coloradans to "tell Rep. Boebert to stop fighting for herself and start fighting for lower costs for Coloradans. Tell her to oppose efforts to repeal the Inflation Reduction Act."

In the (somewhat similar) words of Kevin McAllister, "This is extremely important. Will you please tell Boebert that instead of presents this year, Coloradans just want some sanity back?"

CLICK HERE to see the full carol script.

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